So the internet has become separate entities over the past few years...there is Google, Wikipedia, Facebook, AND THE REST OF THE INTERNET...now with Facebook being so popular these days, one is bound to stumbleupon people's daily statuses and the life problems they so desperately need to share with the rest of the Facebook world....
far too often I notice statuses about "I CAN'T WAIT TO COME HOME FROM COLLEGE YES I MISS MY FRIENDS SPRING BREAK WOOO!!!" Two days later* "Fuck I hate Sterling this place sucks rainy days are soo much better in *insert ultimate best uber college ego-maniac comment about said students college campus here*
So today I feel inclined to start a series of Facebook statuses I see about people's life "problems" and ridicule them. Call me an asshole but hey, its MY blog..don't like it? GTFO!
"so had 3 midterm exams,2 quizzes and just got back a paper I turned in last week and it was definitely not what I was expecting. I worked really hard, actually focused on schoolwork for 2 whole weeks without tv, facebook, ebay or reading and i have a shitty grade, a headache and my body is stressed. and thursday my tonsils are being removed super awesome week."
I mean cheeses christ no tv? or facebook? eBay?! think of how many shitty second hand dresses, used dildo's and knock off purses you could have won.. this is madness! surely you would've gotten a good grade but no.....
you are just dumb
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